Dear Self,
You are an idiot.
The next time you think baba ganoush would be a delicious and nutritious snack, please remember how it felt between 1 a.m. and nightfall today.
The garlic burning your entire digestive track both going down and coming back up.
How violently ill you were while your husband snored in the next room.
The hearburn that accompanied the vommitting for the duration of the night and day.
So not worth it.
The lesson reinforced yet again today, only eat things that are white, and bland and made of a carbohydrate. Usually, those things don't make you barf. Usually.
Sincerely,
Your smarter, wiser, self
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- Marcie
- I am a 32 year old wife and 'mother' of two adorable Beagles and soon to be first time mother of an actual human person. I work in marketing/public relations for a National not-for-profit health related organization and I am taking a shot at blogging in the hopes of documenting my life and pergnancy and the perfect, and not-so-perfect moments along the way.
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